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I wanna be the girl that could make you smile.. even though her heart was broken.. and the girl that could brighten your day.. even if she couldn't do the same to her own..

Maybe they are right. Maybe I did get my hopes up too high. Maybe I was way over my head. Maybe I am the stupid one forever thinking that he liked me. But maybe, just maybe I'm tired of being alone.

42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

Failure is not an option. It is a privilege reserved only for those who try

Well, perhaps you shouldn't have believed him when he told you his gun was empty.

But what if I'm a figment of MY imagination?

Say I confuse you.. play little trick with ya head.. catchin' feelings ever since the first time I slept in ya bed.. I'm not here to tease you.. mislead you..or mess up ya dreams.. but I can't say I love you, I don't know what that means.. IMMA PIMP

If ya use your tongue.. baby, I'll behave..

Everyone needs to believe in something.. I believe I'll have another beer.

If I can't do it.. It can't be done..

You thought what I did with the Sprite can was off the meter.. imagine what I'd do with a whole TWO LITER

I'm not your type.. I'm not inflatable.

Not all mean are annoying, some are dead.

Men only have two faults: everything they say, and everything they do

Whether a long one or a thick one it matters not, as long as it satisfies in abundance!

Oral Sex: The taste of things to come.

The pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous and the expense damnable.

Sex is a beautiful thing between two people.. but between five.. it's FANTASTIC!

If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished.

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law

Anger is a condition in which the tongue works faster than the mind.

I was an atheist until I realized I was GOD.

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense

I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die

My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right

You don't have to agree with me, but its quicker

Everyone is entitled to my opinion

Are one handed people offended when police tell them to put their hands up?

The guy who thinks he knows it all is especially annoying to those of us who do

I've learned that you can't make someone love you, all you can do is stalk him and hope he panics and gives in

Thinking is a powerful thing. Power is dangerous. I'm not allowed to play with dangerous things, therfore I don't think

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're okay now

If you try and don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught then lie

A friend is someone who will bail you out of jail. A best friend is the one sitting beside you saying, "Damn, that was fun!.. DO IT AGAIN.. DO IT AGAIN.."

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, well why can't they just make the whole damn plane out of the same stuff?

I'd be more of a people person if people weren't such assholes

Don't forget it.. admit it.. you know you wanna hit it.

He looked at me with those eyes and my heart melted.. you can't tell me it ain't real.. I *felt* it..

She's got you falling head over heels.. and I can't even make you stumble..

You're the kind of person that would kill your own parents and then go cry to everyone because you're an orphan

You're always there to make me feel alright, you've got me thinkin' about you day -N- night.. Thinkin' about how my life is now, and how you ya make me smile.. -N- I love ya style. We'll be together through thick -N- thin, whatever troubles your in, you gotta know that I would never leave, you did that thing to me, you are where I will be

You're all I want.You're all I need.You're everything,Everything.You're all I want.You're all I need.Everything..Everything...

Which of the bold faced lies will we use? .. I hope that you're happy, you really deserve it.. this will be the best for us in the end.. Which of the standard lines will we use? I've been meaning to call you.. I've just been so busy.. We'll catch up soon.. Let's make a point to..

Somtimes there are no next times, no times outs, no second chances.. Sometimes it's Now or Never

Why be plain.. when you can be *CRUNCHY*?

I feel like I can tell you anything, you're not listening half the time anyway.

Wanting him is hard to forget, Loving him is hard to regret, Losing him is hard to accept, But even with all the hurt I've felt, Letting go is the most painful yet..

Cause the entree ain't as good without something on the side!

OH LOOK!.. Only 129381928192 days until I care about what you think!

All I want is a guy I can run to when I'm in my Pj's, my hair's a mess, my make-up's all running down my face, my eyes are red from cryin'.. and he says, "baby, you're beautiful.."

Why be plain.. when you can be *CRUNCHY?!¬

Impossible to resist

You thought what I did with a Sprite can was off the meter, imagine what I'd do with a whole two litre.

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I got tha magic stick... 8·D

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